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Wednesday, January 15, 2003

101 Romantic Commandments!

Well, I just received this list from an email that I got! It has 101 commandments for a guy to have a good relationship! I figured this is good since it is one month away from Valentine's Day (hack, hack)! Damn Hallmark! Anyway, I would love to find out if any guy has done all these things! If anybody has something to add, just tell me!

101 steps to having a good relationship

1. Watch the sunset together
2. Take showers together
3. Back rubs/massages
4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/ backlight
5. French kiss
6. Hold her w/ hand inside the back of her shirt
7. Whisper to each other
8. Cook for each other
9. Skinny dip
10. Make out in the rain
11. Dress each other
12. Undress each other
13. Kiss every part of their body
14. Hold hands
15. Sleep together (Actually sleep with other *not sex)
16. One word *Foreplay
17. Sit and talk in just underwear
18. Buy gifts for each other
19. Roses
20. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you’re together
21. Wear his clothes
22. Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the stars
23. Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make for great cuddling/sex
24. Kiss at every chance you get
25. Don’t wear underwear and let them find out
26. Kinky is bad, Blindfolds are good
27. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper I love you
28. Bubble Baths
29. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight
30. Make love
31. Write poetry for each other
32. Kiss/smell her hair
33. Hugs are the universal medicine
34. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it
35. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
36. Tell her that she’s the only girl you ever want. Don’t lie
37. Spend every second possible together
38. Tell her that she doesn’t have to do anything she doesn’t want to. And mean it
39. Look into each other’s eyes
40. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.
41. Talk to each other using only body language and your eyes
42. When in public flirt w/ each other
43. Walk behind her and put your hands in her front pockets.
44. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren’t looking
45. Clothes are not fun
46. Buy her a ring
47. Keep one of her bras somewhere you see it everyday
48. Sing to each other
49. Read to each other
50. PDA = Public Display of Affection
51. Take advantage of any time alone together
52. Tell her about how you answered every question in math with her name
53. Draw. (If you can)
54. Let her sit on your lap
55. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain
56. Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, fingers, and checks, collarbones, hands, and ears
57. Kiss her stomach
58. Always hold her around her hips/sides
59. Guys like half-shirts
60. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal
61. Spaghetti *(Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
62. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand, and then put it over your heart
63. Unless you can feel their heart beating, you aren’t close enough
64. Dance together
65. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make love
66. I love the way a girl looks right after she’s fallen asleep with her head in my lap
67. Carry her to bed
68. Waterbeds are fun
69. You figure it out
70. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it
71. Break every one of your parent’s relationship rules for them
72. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
73. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your to call and say I love you
74. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them
75. Remember your dreams and tell her about them
76. Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few hours
77. Ride home and call them
78. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears
79. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of religion or worship you have
80. Be Prince Charming to her parents (Brownie Points
81. Act out mutual fantasies together (Not necessarily sexual)
82. Brush her hair out of her face for her
83. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be sweet to them
84. Hang out with her friends (Brownie points)
85. Go to church/pray/worship together
86. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked
87. Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear night
88. Learn from each other and don’t make the same mistake twice
89. Everyone deserves a second chance
90. Describe the joy you feel just to be with her
91. Make sacrifices for each other
92. Really love each other, or don’t stay together
93. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in love, etc. and give it to them
94. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren’t thinking about them, and make sure they know it
95. Love yourself before you love anyone else
96. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages
97. Dedicate songs to them on the radio
98. Fall asleep on the phone with each other
99. Sleep naked together
100. Stand up for them when someone talks trash
101. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say “Sweet Dreams”

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