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Sunday, March 25, 2007


Yes, Boobs! This isn't going to be one those subjects that only draw you in just because it has a header that makes you curious about what it really is all about. Yes.....this is about Boobs!

What about boobs you ask? Well, it's finally here....Spring. A joyous event where we begin to wander outside and see the flowers beginning to sprout and the birds sing their songs. And with Spring it brings warm weather. And you know what comes with warm weather.....lack of clothes on women. And lack of clothes on women bring what? Boobs!! Now boobs are still there during fall and winter but they are covered up and hidden for no one to see. But when you add that wonderful combination of Spring and warm weather and lack of clothes on women, the end result is boobs!

Yes, boobs. Call them what you will. Boobs! Boobies! Breasts! Bosoms! Tits! Chest! Knockers! Hooters! Bazongas! Melons! The list goes on and on. And for those ladies who are reading this and getting made at me and probably saying that I am a dog or a pig or any other bad thought that you may be thinking about have every right to. I am a guy! I am a guy who loves boobs and I will freely admit to it! And I know you women do too! It doesn't matter if you are straight or love your boobs too! It's one of many things that make you women! It's a part of your identity. You may complain that we only look at your boobs but deep down inside you thank God that you have them. God made them the perfect bulls eye!

Females, ladies, women.....lend me your! We salute you for your breasts. Appreciate them. Love them. Worship them. They are such beautiful things to adore! No matter what sex you are, no matter what color, nationality, religion, or sexual orientation.....lets all be happy for breasts! Stand up and show them off, take pride in what you have. Display them openly! Send the word that you love boobs!

We salute you!

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Washington Auto Show

I went up to the Washington Auto Show on Friday. I was worried that I wouldn't get a chance to this year because I have a new boss, Mark, after my old boss, David, was fired just after the new year. Last year was my first time and I really enjoyed it. This year, I was hoping to go again, but I didn't know what to expect. Luckily, Mark decided that we would go.
It's massive....2 stories of the Washington Cenvention center in DC devoted to all the new cars of 2007, a few concept cars of the future, and a few older classic cars. I was like a kid in candy store....runnning around taking pictures and taking pictures of the hot cars. I had two disappointments though....first, I didn't see any car show models! Secondly, towards the end, when I was in the Ford section....the batteries on my camera died! I wasn't able to get pictures of the Mustang Shelby GT500!
All in all, I had a great time. We spent probably 4 hours there, but if I had it my way, I could spend days there. So many cars that I would love to have.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

A Face Lift

This is a much needed face lift for my blog.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

I had a discussion over lunch with a friend about naming your vehicle. Yes, that's right, people giving names to their car. Now, I haven't name my vehicle, thinking that's is ludacris....but my friend says that she has and it brought her luck by not having any problems with her vehicle.

Now what I want to find out from everyone else is 3 things.
1.) Have you named your vehicle?
2.) Has naming your vehicle been a blessing?
3.) What suggestions do you have for a name?

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

What do you do when you see an ex? Me......I basically ignore her. While at the gym last night, I just happen to notice her walking around. The closest I got to her was when I was on the bike while she was at the very end (about 8 bikes apart) and she passed me on her way to leave. I didn't want to speak to her or acknowledge that I knew here.
Actually technically we didn't even break up. Neither of us called each other to actually break up......we just stopped talking after 4 months of dating. I was going to break up with her anyway, but I would have done it face to face. However, the last call she told me that she would call me over the weekend and come weekend she didn't. Finally, I found out from a cousin that she was actually seeing somebody else. So point taken.....why bother!

Maybe I could have been the better person.....but I've gotten tired of that!

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

A strange realization......I like tattoo's, love to admire and look at them, and watch those who have them. However, I can't stand to have one on me! What does that mean?

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

I love B-movies....those aweful, made for tv, disaster movies. The most recent one...10.5 just oozing with bad.

Like for example.....who in their right mind would fly a helicopter in front of a dam that was about to be overflowing with raging water during an earthquake?
Idiots! As the damn breaks, a huge chunk of the dam comes crashing on the helicopter, sending one of the main characters to his death! I guess the last thing on his mind was "OH DAMN! DAM!!!!!

Hehehe....that's why I love B-movies.