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Location: Charlottesville, Virginia, United States

Monday, April 04, 2005

It truly is amazing what you learn from television and movies. They are an untapped source of advice and answers to all of life's problems. I heard a great quote tonight....

"Never take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!"

Why is it that we can't live by the rules and solutions that are shown to us by those two mediums???? Life would be so great!

I also learned these other things too:

1. Always cut the blue wire, never the red.....or is it the other way around?
2. Never run from the homicidal maniac that is trying to kill you.....he always finds and kills you!
3. Sure fire way to fall in love with someone is to make a bet with your friends that you can date/kiss/change/or make prom queen out the wallflower.
4. Never embarrass the quiet shy kids. They always come back after you when they become evil. That or they get a makeover and become the most handsome/beautiful person that you know and they turn you down!
5. Always shoot the bad guy in the head. Diminishes the chances that they are just faking to lure you in a false reassurance.

That, folks, are rules to live by! My advice....watch more tv and movies. You'll learn everything you need to know.