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Sunday, October 30, 2005

What a weekend!

It started Friday at work.....well actually Thursday night when I shaved my head. That's right....you would never believe me if you knew me but I shaved my head. This Halloween I decided to be Charlie Brown. On Friday, we had halloween costume contest at work. I decided to go as Charlie Brown because one of co-worker's girlfriend kept calling me Charlie Brown because that's who I remind her of! So, what the hell.....I went and became Charlie Brown! I won for best original costume at work and won a gift card to Target!

Saturday I was going to go to two parties, one for a family friend for this birthday and then to my friend Rachel's costume party. I went over to my aunt's to wait for my cousin Dee to show up so we could go to the first party. Around the time I was expecting her, she calls crying because her dog Cookie, a Daschund, was just hit by a car. So I go over there to see if I could help. She calls the vet and I decide to follow her. We get the vet, they check out Cookie, and find out he just broke his hip and leg. Anyways I miss the birthday party so I decide to go to my friends party.

Well, it started out slowly as people started coming in. Here's where the fun begins though. I start taking a couple of shots, talking to people, that sort of thing. We are all in the kitchen, talking and having fun while I'm just taking shot after shot. One of my co-workers, James, comes in and tells me he has on the way a young lady coming just for me. I have to say that I'm not believing anything he says, because he is like that. Anyway, at this point, someone is placing bets on me to go streaking around the house and I keep saying that I'm not going to do it. This goes on for a while but I can't find out who is making the bets. Soon after, Jame's friend Crystal comes in and she is gorgeous! Long blonde hair, cute laugh, and she is dressed in nothing but a straw hula shirt and a bikini top. I remember James telling her to sit down beside me and she does and start flirting with me. At this point, with all the shots, I am at a point where I can understand everybody but I feel like I can barely walk. I feel like I'm a puppet, like someone has me with strings controlling my body.
At some point, Crystal is told about the bet that some are having for me to streak. She starts whispering in my ear to do it, that she would help me take my clothes off, and she would flash me if I did it! Ok! That's it. I finally say YES!!!! Oh my!
Crystal helps me out to the front porch where it's cold!!!!! My biggest worry, which I don't think the alcohol really made me think about it at the moment, was shrinkage!! I notice everybody standing at the door and me yelling to them to close it! It comes time and I remember Crystal helping me with my clothes off and when that was done, she flashes me! OH!!! ;)
I went streaking around the house!!!!!!!
What I didn't notice was that there was a few people who had cameras! I was told that another of Jame's friend, Nancy, hid in the car in front of the house and when I finally got around to the front porch, she took pictures! OH MY GOD!!!!! What the hell did I do! When I got to the finish, Crystal gave me my clothes back and went in side. It's a little hazy there but I think we went into the kitchen for a bit, then went downstairs where everyone was singing kareoke. I do remember having Crystal sit on my lap for a while (don't really know) but the last thing I remember was her having to leave with James!
I was told that is was at the point most people left and I was left sleeping on the couch downstairs. I woke up this morning with my first hangover. Yes....I said it.....my first hangover! My whole body hurt, sick to the stomach, tired......why does anyone want that?

So, a couple of firsts this weekend. Shaving my head, getting shit faced drunk, streaking, and getting a hangover! Was it worth it.....HELL YEAH! Only if I can get a date with Crystal now though!

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Random Quote of the Day

"So if all's fair in love and war, then I must be Switzerland!"



So I'm a little bummed tonight. Not only am I battling some sort of cold, not only do I have annoying ingrown toe nail that hurts like hell, but my softball team lost in the playoffs. This was the first time we were in the playoffs with the company league. It was also my chance this year to coach the season. Our final season record was 8-2 and 2nd in our division, which is the best in company softball season. We were just so close there!



Saturday, October 15, 2005

I truly hate hitting and/or running over animals. It tends to give that sick feeling in your stomach. Everyone I know has done it.....whether it be a squirrel, cat, dog, etc..etc. I swear, sometimes it feels like those darn squirrels are playing some sort of game "I dare you" with their woody friends at times by just darting out in the road and back over. It sometimes become a game of "Can you name that road kill" sometimes. I've seen fox, deer, possum....you name it. However, in all this, when you hit an animal, you still get that sickening feeling in your stomach. Tonight was the first time I hit a deer!

It's often ritual when I leave my friend Rachel's house that she would say "Don't hit any deer!" I say alright and leave, believing that I won't. Of course I didn't get that reminder when I was heading from my house to the store. It was just getting dark when I was driving and it just jumped out all of sudden and I hear that loud thud that tells you it's not going to be alright. I stop my truck at the next road while another truck heads in the opposite direction. When I stop, I around to the other side to see if it caused any damage, which it didn't. In all this time, I see the vehicle that came from the opposite direction stop where I hit the deer. I notice it's stopped for the time that I was inspecting my truck, and I was wondering what the driver was doing since it was too dark to see. So, as I decide to get back in my truck, I turn around to see what happen with the deer and if the driver of the vehicle was doing anything. However, as I do finally get back behind, the driver starts driving off and I as I pass the spot, I notice there is a small puddle of blood from the deer but no deer. It looks like it either had enough strength to go back into the brush or the driver did something with it.

DEAR GOD!!!! WHY DID I HAVE TO HIT BAMBI!!!!!!!

Funny thing is.....I'm thinking about the deer meat I ate the other day! That was some good meat!

Monday, October 10, 2005

I think people worry that the world will come to an end when I'm not smiling when I come to work. Seriously.....my co-worker said she was worried about me today because I didn't talk much and was pretty quite when I was around her and that I didn't smile. I think this company takes me for granted because of my smile. I'm I suppose to be the happy one all the time? Today, just because I didn't feel like smiling or grinning (which I'm told is a shit faced grin or that I'm "up to something" grin), does that mean something is wrong with me and the world because I'm not!

Earthquakes, Floods, Plagues and me frowning are all signs that the world is about to end!

Sunday, October 09, 2005

I watched "Breaking Bonaduce" on VH1 tonight. That is a scary ass show. If none of you watch it.....you better. It shows a dark scary side of a person. Danny Bonaduce.....drug addict, alcholic, sex addict, depressed, roid raging, scary mother fucker!!!! He tells the viewer when he is with the therpist that he is the train wreck that happens and we have every right to watch. He's right....I can't look away. It makes me scared for his wife and makes wish that she does leave him. For all those who think that their marriage is in shambles, should watch this show.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

"Math! Math is the lesbian sister of Biology!"
Peter Griffith from Family Guy

I know....I've seriously been slacking in writing. Not much really exciting but just plain busy. Let's see......I took over the coaching position of the Fall softball league for my company team. It's only because I volunteered to help with coaching and then the normal coach just up and left me hanging. And then almost everybody that normally plays for the team in the company just decided to quit or play with somebody. That was in August. But now I'm laughing.....DICKHEADS!!!! I got a lot of people to play us from other teams who are great. We are now in 2nd place with a record of 6-2 and we have two more games to play and we should be in the playoffs. Not bad for the first time being coach! Or as I'm called on the team....fearless leader!

Everybody in my family is fine. My grandmother who diaganosed with cancer is doing fine. Except for feeling weak and bald, she is her usual self. My cousins husband is doing fine even though he is suffering a weak heart and needs a heart transplant all the while while he is finishing his house.

Halloween is coming soon. I got to think of an idea. I was thinking of shaving my head and going as Charlie Brown! However, I'm not too keen on the idea of shaving my head.

I joined two new sites called Bebo and Tribe.net. Pretty cool sites where I can meet and talk to friends. On Bebo, they just announced that I could find people from college. I looked and found an old classmate that use to call himself Turtle. Wild guy too.....was wondering if he was still around. Tribe.net was a site that my friend Rachel got me hooked on. I've never been into chat rooms and groups much, so this is still new to me. On my homepage.....the first question that is show is why I'm here......I said for the busty redheads! I've been told I need to go dancing to find them!