BOOBS!!!!
Yes, Boobs! This isn't going to be one those subjects that only draw you in just because it has a header that makes you curious about what it really is all about. Yes.....this is about Boobs!
What about boobs you ask? Well, it's finally here....Spring. A joyous event where we begin to wander outside and see the flowers beginning to sprout and the birds sing their songs. And with Spring it brings warm weather. And you know what comes with warm weather.....lack of clothes on women. And lack of clothes on women bring what? Boobs!! Now boobs are still there during fall and winter but they are covered up and hidden for no one to see. But when you add that wonderful combination of Spring and warm weather and lack of clothes on women, the end result is boobs!
Yes, boobs. Call them what you will. Boobs! Boobies! Breasts! Bosoms! Tits! Chest! Knockers! Hooters! Bazongas! Melons! The list goes on and on. And for those ladies who are reading this and getting made at me and probably saying that I am a dog or a pig or any other bad thought that you may be thinking about me.......you have every right to. I am a guy! I am a guy who loves boobs and I will freely admit to it! And I know you women do too! It doesn't matter if you are straight or gay.....you love your boobs too! It's one of many things that make you women! It's a part of your identity. You may complain that we only look at your boobs but deep down inside you thank God that you have them. God made them the perfect bulls eye!
Females, ladies, women.....lend me your breasts.....eh....ears! We salute you for your breasts. Appreciate them. Love them. Worship them. They are such beautiful things to adore! No matter what sex you are, no matter what color, nationality, religion, or sexual orientation.....lets all be happy for breasts! Stand up and show them off, take pride in what you have. Display them openly! Send the word that you love boobs!
We salute you!